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🌈 Funny Gay Jokes for Adults
Lighthearted and cheeky, these jokes are for adults who relish some fabulous fun!
- Why did the gay ghost go to the party? He heard it was a boo-gie night!
- What’s a gay man’s favorite kind of workout? Squat goals, honey!
- Why did the gay couple open a bakery? Because they make everything extra icing!
- What do you call a stylish gay vampire? Count Fabulous.
- Why do gay guys love brunch so much? Because mimosas are the new black.
- What do you call a gay magician? Abra-cadiva!
- How do gay guys like their eggs? Over-easy and drama-free.
- What’s a gay guy’s favorite shape? A hexagon—because it
Gay Jokes
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on if you are under 16 and/or easily offended. These jokes are NOT meant to encourage bigotry.Q: How act 5 gay men walk?
A: One Direction!Q: What do you call a gay drive by?
A: "a fruit roll up."Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.Q: What execute you call a gay cowboy?
A: A Jolly Rancher!Q: Why are most politicans in the closet or gay?
A: Because they can only mandate.Q: Why are gays happy that they have nutsacks
A: Because they use them as mudflaps.Q: How do you fit three homosexuals on one barstool?
A: Turn it upside-down!Q: How can you catch a gay squirrel?
A: Climb a tree and pretend to be an almond (botanically speaking, almonds are fruits).Q: What do gay kids earn for Christmas?
A: Erection Sets.Q: What do you call a homosexual dentist?
A: Tooth fairyQ: Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
A: He was playing with too many strokes.Q: Why is Katie Holmes divorcing Tom
Gay Humor Quotes
“Deacon grinned and raised his hand. There was a moment’s hesitation, a several seconds where Deacon wasn’t sure whether he could really act it. Then he brought his hand down, smacking the center of Mark’s ass. Mark’s breath hitched, but other than that, nothing much happened. The see Deacon had slapped was barely pink. “Was that okay?” Deacon asked.
“Was what okay?” Mark asked, lifting his head.
“Uh, the way I did that?”
“Did you perform something?”
“What do you mean?”
“I might be wrong, mate, but isn’t a spanking supposed to impair a bit? You’ve got arm muscles; why don’t you apply th—”
The crack of Deacon’s palm against Mark’s flesh made Deacon cringe—not out of sympathy for Mark so much as verb that the entire house had heard it. Mark bucked, and the pink patch that appeared on his right cheek was quite satisfying. “Better?” Deacon asked.
“God. Fuck. Yes. Better,” Mark said into the pillow.”
― Lisa Henry, Mark Cooper versus AmericaLike
Queer People Are Amusing
"Basically, Homer just had a lot of fun hanging out with gay men, and drinking in bars, and dancing at discos, and all that, and there was nothing — there was no commentary there. Every restaurant had a silly gay name. The gym had a silly gay name. They were all double entendres, obviously. And I said, 'Anybody could execute this. You're the fucking Simpsons. Do something we have never seen before'."— Harvey Fierstein on declining to reprise his role in The Simpsons
There is a tendency for works, particularly older works and works aimed at young men, to treat same-sex relationships as being inherently humorous. Obviously, gay people and gay relationships can be funny for lots of reasons connected to their actions. This trope only applies when