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A little while ago, I hooked up with someone I hadn’t seen in over five years. When we’d last met, I was still wet behind the ears when it came to pleasing a man, so we pretty much made out and jumped directly into anal.
But this time, I was ready.
After the usual making out and other vanilla stuff, we moved on to foreplay. I flipped him over and slowly worked my way down. But he didn’t anticipate what came next. In no time, my face was dug deep between his buttcheeks, rimming his anus to glory. “When did you pick that up?” he asked between bewildered moans. “Well, I’ve been occupied learning,” I said shamelessly.
I passion eating ass. If I was on death row, and they asked me what my last meal preference would be, I’d say a nice plump ass to make my last moments tolerable.
It wasn’t always this way, but my initial apprehension thankfully paved the way for curiosity. After watching burly men verb each other’s hairy butts out in porn, I started practising it with consenting partners. Over time, I have mastered the art of anilingus.
And because we know most gay men are already adep
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I was out at Bills Filling Station in Wilton Manors last night and my friend Kenny pointed out a guy that was wearing no underwear, baggy jeans and a little butt crack on display. He asked me, Is that attractive? Who wears the jeans like that and no underwear? I replied that a confident man wears that and it matches his 15 year old PIG tank top. He was wearing it well for a mid 40s something year old man, but I did wish there was a little more butt in those jeans.
What kind of guy are you? Leg man? Arms? Eyes? Butt? Smile? We all like what we like and we have things that shift us off, too. But a recent study states that us butt men are butt men for a reason.
Blake Michaels of shares with us the results of a survey done by
only 7% of gay males say a perky butt is the sexiest thing on a man. Firm thighs were defunct last at 3% (surprising, huh?). At the top of the list with 37% is a toned chest, while 6-pack abs followed behind at 19%.
So not all of us are butt men. Only 7%? I think that is a petite bit of a low number. So why do we fond butts?
Life on the Bottom
I enjoyed a short-lived career on the bottom. My college boyfriend’s family lived in a duplex on Park Avenue, where we’d often slip away on weekends. Meals were rich and plentiful — foie gras, profiteroles, double magnums of Riesling, etc. — all of which I eagerly imbibed. Following one such decadent feast my freshman year, when we were still very much in the honeymoon phase of our first gay relationship, Dan and I retired to his bedroom and got to work. For weeks we’d been easing into penetration with me on the bottom, but the pain had proven prohibitive. Also at perform was acute paranoia of involuntary defecation, something I’d been assured was a common, yet unwarranted, concern of bottoms.
Presumably though, most surveyed hadn’t recently gorged on three helpings of fattened goose liver. It’s hard to look someone in the eye after shitting their childhood bed — let alone date them for seven more years afterward — but that’s exactly what happened. What didn’t happen — and hasn’t since, really — was me back on the bottom.
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